schitzhund:

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I asked her to sit for a nice picture 😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️

opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

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(Source: simtunes)

vavvo:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

emergency-broadcast-system:

(Source: pintofpine)

teathattast:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

tim-official:
“i’m starting to lose my fucking mind and grainy old pictures of bad apartments are taking on the qualities of fine wines. look at this fucking bathroom photo and how every object in the shot is somehow half-cropped out of the frame...

tim-official:

i’m starting to lose my fucking mind and grainy old pictures of bad apartments are taking on the qualities of fine wines. look at this fucking bathroom photo and how every object in the shot is somehow half-cropped out of the frame it’s like an anti-renaissance painting and you would have to consciously try to take a photo that communicated any less information about the bathroom of this apartment

s0uthcentral:

please stop letting people tell you weed isn’t bad for you. tupac and biggie both smoked weed and died before the age of 30. meanwhile, dmx and bobby brown both smoked cracked and are still alive. don’t be dumb. make that switch.

(Source: videoauction)

wayneradiotv:
“why is this 30x70 picture of the ant bully nsfw to the tumblr bots
”

wayneradiotv:

why is this 30x70 picture of the ant bully nsfw to the tumblr bots

logmore:
“ educational comic
https://twitter.com/Logblaster
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